I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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