And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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