sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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