About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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