All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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