We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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