69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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