she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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