Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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