YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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