Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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