He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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