I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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