I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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