i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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