coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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