if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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