You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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