My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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