whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm at about main and main street
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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