i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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