Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
