Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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