We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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