please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
