My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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