i jhust puked up my retainher.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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