I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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