Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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