he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Randomize
