Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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