the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My breath smells like gin and sadness
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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