No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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