1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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