Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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