how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
