We're like a lot better than the average bears
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We need to get me chipped asap
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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