I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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