The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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