he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
