this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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