It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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