how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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