I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Sext me about skeletons
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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