If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am available for nakedness
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