you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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