Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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