Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
