remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i dont even know how to be here
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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