i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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