she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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