I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Randomize
