I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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