Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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