i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
All I want is dick and wine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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